Email Policy

Pump the Brakes

If you choose to send email to my email address devnull@shamme.rs, you should be aware of a few things beforehand:

  1. I may not ever read your email. It’s nothing personal, but I kind of hate email.
  2. I may read your email and I may not reply. This is especially true if you said something that really didn’t require a response.
  3. I may read your email and if it’s stupid enough, I might just share it with the world. Your details will be censored, probably.
  4. If your email makes a good point, I might just write a post on it unless you ask me not to for whatever reason. I’m a reasonable person.
  5. Attempts at projection will be mocked.
  6. Don’t bother trying to get me to promote your products, services, VPNs, pubic-hair-shaving contraptions, etc. I’m not interested at all. This site isn’t for sale.
  7. All other emails like just chatting about topics in general? I’m likely to reply to those.

With all that in mind, if you have questions or comments, feel free to send them to devnull@shamme.rs and I’ll be sure to do… I dunno… something with them. I’m a cartoon dog on the internet, not an email doctor.

Thanks.